Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Dark Souls this morning.
Yeah, so?
Without any flasks.
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
On one sunny day, above the ground, I said "Halle-freakin-lujah, I'm free!" Some time later, when I finally set myself free, I look back and see all the binds and chains.
Now, It's nothing but sunshine
Omg.
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Dark Souls this morning.
Yeah, so?
Without any flasks.
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
yes.
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“…Good times, right? You’d be your old self again. Think all those times that didn’t go your way. You followin’ me? All of life’s little setbacks. Imagine if you could have another go at ‘em. No mistakes. Anyone you’ve ever hurt. Everything you ever done. You could do it over. Now wouldn’t that be grand? Wouldn’t you agree? Well…I guess there’s nothing more to say”
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Fucking. Truth.
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